Hope you all had a good Christmas, I did.

Yep...

Here, since Evil Marshmallow put me up to it.

Steve...?

Yes? Prepared to die... Gladly. So Sacrifice me, for the Overmind... For I am wretched, but I am strong!

...I am the future ...I AM ZERG!!

For some reason we decided to have the pope visit at the same time... They tried to pass a law stating that "Youths may not annoy the visiting religious group" but it was thrown out of court because 'annoy' way not specific enough.
This also goes hand in hand with our APEC (Gestapo) police, who were left over from when George Bush visited. Like anyone gives a fuck about George Bush.

I'm sorry Steve... You're just not the girl for me...

If i wanted to date a girl with the body of a ten year old boy... I'd date a ten year old boy.

*Hic* Homebrew... Computer... Isolate reason for home brew being twice as strong as regular cider... Fuck... if I keep going like this Wharf will look like Cortney Cox... *Groans*

Note: Wharf is sexier than Cortney Cox...

Why is it that cockroaches are reluctant to play checkers? ...because we are people of shoelace... and purple... the Koala knows...

Note: Watch out for drop bears...

I sing death... Translated into draconic it is: Ingleoakastimazillion. Why do I remember that? Because it is one of the most awesome names in fantasy history.

Note: What's wrong with Aqualoth? I mean for fucks sake we named both our pets after dragons... even though they are the most pacifistic creatures recognized by man.

My psychologist is nice... I know it's not everyday you get to say that about an American but hey... he's a nice guy... I don't like America as a country or generally as a people but Philip is okay by me.

Note: You're a sad sad man... Yes but at least I have to capacity to laugh while I kill everyone you love and cherish.

Oh my god... where are my shrooms!? ...You took them didn't you?

Note: Stick to aspirin... then we can sleep.

What did the pedophile say to the seven year old?

Note: Wish you were five.

What's the difference between love, true love and just showing off?

Note: Spit, swallow and gargle.

Steve... why do I love you so? I don't know you... I don't care about you... you're just another worthless human sack of flesh so why do I always end up calling your name!?

Note: Steve... I didn't mean it... I love you man.

End log.

I know Carnage is gonna be in Spiderman 4... and there's been some speculation as to who is gonna play him, someone said Jim Carry and there's been a few other mentioned too. What I wanted to point out is that everyone has said Jim would be terrible as Carnage... Fuck that! Did you see him in Number 23? Even Robin Williams was an awesome horror actor and he's a comedian, just because they're comedians doesn't mean they can't act!

If you haven't seen some of their thrillers and horrors go rent Number 23 and One Hour Photo.

Jim Carry would be awesome as Carnage!