*Hic* Homebrew... Computer... Isolate reason for home brew being twice as strong as regular cider... Fuck... if I keep going like this Wharf will look like Cortney Cox... *Groans*

Note: Wharf is sexier than Cortney Cox...

Why is it that cockroaches are reluctant to play checkers? ...because we are people of shoelace... and purple... the Koala knows...

Note: Watch out for drop bears...

I sing death... Translated into draconic it is: Ingleoakastimazillion. Why do I remember that? Because it is one of the most awesome names in fantasy history.

Note: What's wrong with Aqualoth? I mean for fucks sake we named both our pets after dragons... even though they are the most pacifistic creatures recognized by man.

My psychologist is nice... I know it's not everyday you get to say that about an American but hey... he's a nice guy... I don't like America as a country or generally as a people but Philip is okay by me.

Note: You're a sad sad man... Yes but at least I have to capacity to laugh while I kill everyone you love and cherish.

Oh my god... where are my shrooms!? ...You took them didn't you?

Note: Stick to aspirin... then we can sleep.

What did the pedophile say to the seven year old?

Note: Wish you were five.

What's the difference between love, true love and just showing off?

Note: Spit, swallow and gargle.

Steve... why do I love you so? I don't know you... I don't care about you... you're just another worthless human sack of flesh so why do I always end up calling your name!?

Note: Steve... I didn't mean it... I love you man.

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