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Twilight

Posted by TheDeathlessPrince - July 2nd, 2010


I want to see Edward... in a room... being raped by a twelve foot undead cactus.

Then I want to track down the stupid bitch that single handedly made vampires gayer then the count from sesame street and remove her phalanges then abuse him/her anally with his/her own humerus whilst they slowly bleed to death.

Twilight


Comments

Agreed brotha.

Thanks bro.

I really wonder what was going through the author's head that made her write this.
Sad how all the old monsters have been in decline lately, though zombies have been okay, and nothing has been done with Frankenstien yet (though you might be able to count Splice concept-wise).

Hopefully Dr Frankenstien will remain unretconed.

chill out about Frank, he is a golden hard murderer made of body parts and that isn't quite the fapfest for many underage mindless girls, unless they're into necrophilia

also the twilight author is a fat ronery mormon ...*cough* moron *cough* ... with rape, stalking, suicide and faggotry fetish

let me guess someone either made you see the movie or you met a rabid twilight fan ?

I actually watched the first movie... I haven't seen the other two.

im into werewolves more.

Beastiality for you then.