Elle: Meh.
thedeathlessprince: I'm sure I did something horrific... like post my oppinion, or ask why they used rules that limited gameplay.
thedeathlessprince: ...suggest that one of the DM's fucked her father as an adolesent and turn tricks for five bucks behind sizzler.
thedeathlessprince: FUCK YOU SHINTREE YOU GAY FUCKING BITCH!
thedeathlessprince: YOU'RE A WORTHLESS PILE OF SHIT FASCIST THAT CENSORS PEOPLE WHO BLOW THE WISTLE ON YOUR CHEATING ASS
Elle:
Elle: Not a name I recognize.
thedeathlessprince: ...she was my first nwn2 dumb fuck
thedeathlessprince: ahh... memories
thedeathlessprince: FUCK YOU SLUT!! YOU RUINED MY ENTIRE EXPERIENCE OF A GAME THAT COULD HAVE BEEN HALF BAD YOU TEN DOLLAR WHORE!!
thedeathlessprince: sweet... sweet memories.
thedeathlessprince: ...so how do you get rid of yours?
Elle: I conquer them.
thedeathlessprince: ...
thedeathlessprince: same deal
thedeathlessprince: nah... nwn2 has too many painful memories.
thedeathlessprince: when you start getting banned for no reason at all, I give up
thedeathlessprince: seriously, last site I played on I didn't post in the forumsm followed all the rules and barely even posted out of character... then got banned
thedeathlessprince: I sent the admin an email twice asking why I'd been banned, they never sent a reply
Elle: I play Sigil.
Elle: Only 2 DMs. ;D
thedeathlessprince: and so my view of the people in the world went down a knotch knowing there was a bunch of little bum chums running nwn servers somewhere
Elle: They don't give a shit what happens
thedeathlessprince: nwn2 isn't installed on my pc, and I don't have the disks... nor the time to fuck around getting all the patches for atari's fucked up program... as fun as it was
thedeathlessprince: hell their official updater doesn't even work
thedeathlessprince: nwn1 was better, the only thing nwn2 has that nwn1 doesn't is subraces
Elle: And graphics.
Elle: ;D
thedeathlessprince: before they had the expansions and the updates they entailed the graphics were too fucked up to use, I had to run the game on the lowest settings possible due to bad programming... thank god for the updates, I could run the game without it lagging then
thedeathlessprince: they removed all the cool spells
thedeathlessprince: kept half the skills completely useless and still didn't add the mystic thurge class
thedeathlessprince: ...and kept the 32 point buy system but that's personnal preference
thedeathlessprince: ahh
Elle: xD
thedeathlessprince: well come on
thedeathlessprince: should nwn "2" really be worse then nwn "1"?
thedeathlessprince: hell isewind dale was better then nwn2... way more fun
Elle: I like it better.
Elle: More variety of stuff.
Elle: No useless skills. No retarded feats like Devastating Critical.
Elle: Etc.
thedeathlessprince: yeah... I guess they do have more shit
thedeathlessprince: although... they did make mask of the betrayer... which was a couple of days of my life I could have wasted masturbating and learned more
thedeathlessprince: thank fuck for storm of zehir... that was actually good
thedeathlessprince: it's like 'yes finally something that feels remotely like dungeons and dragons instead of a bunch of twinks and bad plotlines'
thedeathlessprince: ...and then you play oblivion
thedeathlessprince: ...and go 'why would you waste this beautiful thing on marrowind instead of forgotten realms?'
Elle: Oblivion sucked as.
Elle: ass.
thedeathlessprince: want me to stop bitching and let you get on with your game?
thedeathlessprince: cause I can criticize nwn2 for another couple of hours...
thedeathlessprince: ...easily
thedeathlessprince: ...very easily
Elle: Eh?
Elle: Nah, someone's fucking my halfling. T_T
Elle: I'm reading QC.
thedeathlessprince: QC?
Elle: http://www.questionablecontent.net/
Elle: It's really funny.
thedeathlessprince: and what's wrong with fucking halflings?
Elle: Nothing.
Elle: Just typing out sex is kind of a snooze.
thedeathlessprince: just because they're little they don't have needs?
thedeathlessprince: yeah...
Elle: ;D Nah, I love hins.
thedeathlessprince: in a D&D game, why bother
thedeathlessprince: yeah you could cyber but it's just taking out the fun of the rest of the game
thedeathlessprince: lol
thedeathlessprince: have you ever read cyanide and happiness?
Elle: Yep.
Elle: http://www.explosm.net/
Elle: Every day.
thedeathlessprince: I love that
thedeathlessprince: ooh, have you ever played left 4 dead?
Elle: Have it.
thedeathlessprince: lfd2?
thedeathlessprince: http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/the deathlessprince/startled-the-witch
Elle: Alex has it.
Elle: I played with him once.
thedeathlessprince: ...wait which Alex... you or the other Alex?
Elle: ... huh?
Elle: The guy Alex.
Elle:
thedeathlessprince: ...who are you then? Alex Kessans?
Elle: No.
Elle: That's the guy.
Elle: He's my friend.
Elle: I am Alex L.
thedeathlessprince: ...so who are you?
thedeathlessprince: Alex L?
thedeathlessprince: L.............................?
Elle: Yeah. I stole this MSN account from Kay.
Elle: I'm not giving anyone my name.
Elle: Why do you think the damn thing says "Alex Anonymous"?
thedeathlessprince: Because I said you were Alex Kessans in an email... because your email name was Kessans....?
Elle: Kessans created this account, dummy.
Elle: You've been talking to me the whole time.
thedeathlessprince: But I can still have wet dreams about the name 'Alex' right?
thedeathlessprince: ...he wont mind will he?
Elle: Doubt it.
Elle: ;D
thedeathlessprince: XD
thedeathlessprince: Nice to meet you Alex... I still have no idea who the fuck I'm talking to after all these years but I like him/her/it/entity/thing/object.
Elle: *Headdesk.*
Elle: My name is Alex L.
Elle: I am the one you know.
thedeathlessprince: I'm the Harlequin
Elle: Alex K. is the one that made this MSN.
thedeathlessprince: ...of chaos
Elle: I took it from him because he never uses it.
thedeathlessprince: I serve Slaanesh
Elle: Meh.
Elle: Whatever.
thedeathlessprince: Whatever?
thedeathlessprince: Aww now... don't just brush off Slaanesh
thedeathlessprince: ...he's cool
thedeathlessprince: he orgasms from everything
thedeathlessprince: ....If you want you can call me Anthony
thedeathlessprince: ...even though technically Anthony has been dead for nearly seventeen years.
thedeathlessprince: wait... no... thirteen years
thedeathlessprince: ...somedays it's hard to keep track
thedeathlessprince: fuck I gotta go back to the start of questionable content... it's funny but I'm veiwing them backwards
Elle: ^^
thedeathlessprince: oh yeah... you just go and be happy
thedeathlessprince: I'll sit in the corner and cut myself...
thedeathlessprince: I LOVE IT!!
thedeathlessprince: We can both be happy together!
thedeathlessprince: ...separately
thedeathlessprince: so... you ever mutilate yourself?
Elle: Nope
Elle: .
thedeathlessprince: I'd say it's fun but fun is perspective... I enjoy it
thedeathlessprince: physical pain feels better then psychological pain
thedeathlessprince: although... I nearly broke my kneecaps once
thedeathlessprince: ...I don't think I'd try jumping over that river again
thedeathlessprince: ...don't jump off the top of cars
thedeathlessprince: ...it hurts, and not in a good way
thedeathlessprince: ...it's not like th good hurt of domination or anal sex
thedeathlessprince: it just hurts
thedeathlessprince: ... a lot
Elle: Anal doesn't hurt. oO
Elle: o.O
thedeathlessprince: you've tried it too?
thedeathlessprince: I thought I was the only one
thedeathlessprince: ...I guess it would hurt if you're with a 16 inch guy
thedeathlessprince: ...but then again, I wouldn't in good conscious shove a baseball bat up my ass either
thedeathlessprince: fingers are good though
thedeathlessprince: although they're probably better when they're not your own
thedeathlessprince: ...
thedeathlessprince: ...don't judge me
thedeathlessprince: ...we've all been fifteen
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