Hi There,

This post contains comments that may be offensive to some viewers, by reading this post you agree not to take offense.

By reading this post you agree:

1: Not to ban me for obeying the rules of the forum.

2: No administration personnel will abuse their power and ban me because they don't like me, nor will they ban me for obeying the rules of the forum.

3: You will not be offended when I post abusive text towards grievers, hackers, corrupt administration staff abusing their powers, other players disobeying the rules or people who are generally disrespectful of other players.

4: You will not be offended by texts that are clearly posted for the amusement of others.

5: That while in character you may have an in character reason to be disrespectful to me, in the forums displaying abusive offensive or generally rude comments towards me is in breach of the forum rules and will result in a banning.

6: That abbreviation's that resemble abusive language are actually NOT abusing language (persons with retarded in character knowledge and solutions to conflicts may be abbreviated to p.r.i.c.k.s however this has nothing to do with pricks).

7: No administration staff member will commit an act of terrorism to "persuade" (force) me to act in a way I would not normally act.

8: You will show respect and courteousness to all persons except those that hack, grieve, abuse their power, abuse others or disobey the rules of the forums.

9: That DM's who abuse their powers are not fit to be DM's and must be reported to a higher authority, failing that the offending DM/s must be named to all other players as being an abuser of the rules and players and must be shown no respect whatsoever.

10: Disobeying the rules is not to be tolerated.

11: That bending over is not the same as kneeling down.

12: That posting comments where it is appropriate to is not in breach of ANY rules nor is it inappropriate.

13: That if you are an administration staff member you will obey your own rules, or if you are not an administration staff member you will still obey your own rules.

14: That you will not attempt to enforce rules onto me that you do not enforce onto yourself.

15: That I may or may not eat children and there is nothing you can do about it.

16: That you cannot force me to do anything.

17: That my sanity has nothing to do with my ability to play (kick your ass at) Neverwinter Nights 2.

18: That sooner or later some idiot will ban me and you will not think any less of me for it.

19: You will do your best to play in character.

20: That posting out of character chat is not a bad thing and that sometimes it is necessary for a good in character session.

21: You will not be offended when I post abusive text directed at you when you act in a manner deserving of abusive text.

22: That I will not be offended when you post abusive text directed at me when I act in a manner deserving of abusive text.

23: That unfortunately at some instances it is impossible not to metagame.

24: That unfortunately at some instances you will implode for unknown reasons.

25: That I am insane and there is nothing you can do to stop my insane rants about various topics.

26: That it is not the creators fault that you have to download 5 gigabytes of crap to play on the server, it is Obsidian and Atari's fault.

27: That it is in your best interest not to reply to my posts unless you have something serious or comical to say.

28: That ALL PERSONS are INNOCENT until PROVEN guilty.

29: That people who 'Bitch' about other players are most likely lying to blacken the reputation of those players.

30: That you will not ban nor think less of me for posting my OPINION.

By reading this post you have agreed to abide by these rules, so basically if you're a noob, corrupt admin/dm or prick... you're screwed.

Have fun.

-Anarchy