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I feel the warp overtaking me! ...it is a good pain.

Anarchy @TheDeathlessPrince

Age 34, Male

Flensing

...Schools are for burning

Bedroom, Earth

Joined on 12/6/08

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Why do you need to build something like that? My penis already does all that shit for free.

Because your penis isn't in my hands... and I can't bludgeon someone to death with your penis when the batteries run out.

wow, does it blow up in your face after you hold the trigger for too long?

It's not a Tau cannon, if you hold down the trigger it'll just keep the beam up until it runs out of charge.

You sure about that last part of your response... because I've bludgeoned people to death with my penis before. I assure you it was purely unintentional.

Yes, my penis doesn't bludgeon people... it crushes them. Are you really trying to bring this thread down to a big dick competition? Cause I can tell you now that my dick is 6 inches in real life, just like everyone else.

not bad needs to look a bit more bulky.

it's much bulkier than it would be in real life already.

That's sexy as fuck.

Yeah, sure everyone has boring penises in real life. But real life is stupid and pointless now that we have the internet, technology and the future right at our fingertips... or is it? It seems as if the future is always just out of grasp...

My penis is always just out of grasp...

mine is 8in. I can say for a fact that I have gone to jail with a penis as my murdur weapon