I feel the warp overtaking me! ...it is a good pain.
Age 35, Male
Flensing
...Schools are for burning
Bedroom, Earth
Joined on 12/6/08
HONESTLY YOU CHAOS FAGGOTS NEVER LEARN. IT'S THE FUTURE SO THE AIDS YOU THINK OF IS WRONG. THIS IS SUPA AIDS. NOT ONLY ARE YOU FUCKED, BUT EVERYTIME TIME YOU ARE SUMMONED, YOU DIE AND GET SENT RIGHT BACK TO THE WARP.
I THINK I'LL SUMMON YOU ACOUPLE TIMES JUST TO WATCH YOU DIE AS YOUR DAEMON CHICK GIVES ME HEAD.
Tisk tisk, you just preached heresy... consorting with daemons, call the inquisition we have a tainted space marine here.
SOME SAY THAT THE ANGRY MARINES ARE BORDERLINE CHAOS. YOU'VE HONESTLY NEVER HEARD THE TALE OF BROTHER CAPTAIN ASSHOLE?
From the records of Governor Tamel of Pathos Secundus.
File #34476A: Captain Asshole
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A boy was born in the year 895.M38, on Pathos Secundus. Little is recorded of his parentage. His father was a Guardsman, known only to be missing and presumed dead. His mother died in childbirth. The pregnancy had no complications, and so an autopsy was conducted. Wounds throughout the mother's uterus and all along the birth canal indicated extreme trauma. Video of the birth confirmed the medical examiner's suspicions: he had come out cuntpunching.
The child spent his youth in and out of various orphanages and foster homes. Several of his caretakers attempted to name him, but whenever anyone asked him his name, he responded only by punching them in the throat. He was regarded as mad and dangerous at the very least; many believed he harbored some mutation or the mark of Chaos. At the age of ten, however, he finally found a home. An Angry Marine quartermaster had made planetfall to procure supplies, and the young boy happened to be in the area. The Marine shouted to him, "HEY, ASSHOLE, BRING ME THAT FUCKING HANDTRUCK IN THE CORNER."
When the youth approached the hardened battle brother and kicked him squarely in the groinplate, breaking two of his toes without making a sound or shedding a tear, the Angry Marines had found a new recruit.
At the time Asshole was inducted, the Chapter Master of the Angry Marines had decreed that new recruits should become standard Codex scouts. The issue was put to a vote, and the chapter at large declared this decision to be "COMPLETELY FUCKING FAGGOTROCIOUS," however the decree stood for a time on the basis that the Chapter Master did it "JUST TO PISS YOU OFF, YOU WORTHLESS N****RS."
This did not prove advantageous to young Asshole. The one thing they could never teach him to do was aim, and he spent far longer than normal languishing in the Tenth Company. Finally, in 176.M39, during the Scouring of Erhlinger Prime, he proved himself. After emptying an entire magazine into an Ork horde with no effect, Asshole abandoned his cover, howled madly into the sky, and broke his sniper rifle neatly in half across his knee. He charged the band, tearing limbs from any greenskin that stood in his way, until he was standing face to face with the mek boss. Asshole took the two halves of his ruined rifle and spitted the ork from both ends of his digestive track, right through his flash kustom 'ardpantz. The rest of the mob turned tail and ran. For his heroism, Asshole was immediately inducted to the Fifth Company and promoted to the rank of Sergeant. Shortly afterward, the Chapter Master judged that the newbies were pissed off enough, and reinstated the Angry Gangs.
Asshole rose quickly through the ranks, finally becoming Brother-Captain of the battle barge Killfuck Soulshitter in 722.M39. During his career, he developed a special hatred of Eldar, and would often be heard to claim that "THEY MAY AS WELL BE GODDAMN PRETTY MARINES FOR ALL THEIR FAIRYASSED PANTSHITTERY." In 756.M39, the Killfuck Soulshitter was called to push back an incursion on the Coluphid Sector by Eldar. The campaign was a terrifying success, and in its last moments, Captain Asshole confronted the Farseer Turiel and her daughter Sorith, one of the Seer Council, personally. Breaking Sorith and casting her blithely aside in one swift blow, the Captain approached the Farseer, shaking with rage. Before she could react, he slammed her to the ground, removed his groinplate, and raped her brutally. As he finished, he rose, readjusted his armor, and looked Sorith in the eyes, saying "I FUCKED YOUR MOM." He turned and left as the two witches stole into the webway. A marine in Asshole's retinue, puzzled, asked "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LET THOSE DYKES GET AWAY, YOU STUPID CUNT?" In an astonishing display of restraint, Asshole said simply "THOSE SPACE QUEERS AREN'T THE ONLY ONES WHO CAN PLAN AHEAD, YOU DICKSUCK."
In 989.M39, Captain Asshole received a pizza with mushrooms instead of pineapple, and suffered an aneurysm while killing those responsible. He was entombed in one of the chapter's Belligerent Engines. Thirty years later, the chapter met the same Eldar again on the field of battle. The carnage played out much the same as before, leaving only Captain Asshole, Farseer Turiel, and Sorith. Once again Sorith was cast aside. Once again, Turiel was restrained. A terrible din was heard, and after some time, it could be seen that Captain Asshole's turgid member had punched right through the armor plating of the dreadnought, and lodged itself just between the buttocks of the Farseer. He turned to Sorith and spoke his last words to her before slaughtering them both.
"EVEN IN DEATH, I STILL FUCK YOUR MOM."
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Thought for the Day: hatred is the purest expression of love for the Emperor.
Copypasta is fail.
An he shots and scores!
all right eightball.
what we talking about warhammer now hmmmmmmmmm
(reading)
oh I see
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THIS VS
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THIS!
I'm kinda in love with that picture.
BTW my hair is black and I'm tan-ish. ;3
Want me to update it?
DO YOU HONESTLY THINK I HAD THE PACTIENCE TO RETYPE ALL THAT WORD SHIT? IF YOU DID, YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID! JK, BUT NOT REALLY...
Copypasta is fail.
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there is nothing to see here everyone go back to your busines
You can see slayer get raped here... it's fun and educational.
Also I had a few so I didn't have the coordination
lightweight
...by Kornrox
...by Khorne?
Its not over till its... you now what I find no reason to keep this up you come back are so much differnt from eightball I cant tell whos wining any more.
Impartial mediator?
to tell the truth kindy.
I think it funny seeing you guys do the little chaos vs space marine thing.
I started out liking chaos but I slow sliped to the emperor so I'm about half and half I could lean one way or the other.
Wait...why I'm I tellling you this?
You think I care?
I don't think ten beers constitutes a lightweight (I had to get rid of them before the RAs checked the room)
Ten beers IS lightweight. Twenty is okay.
eightball6219
She had AIDs. And know you do too
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TheDeathlessPrince
We don't get diseases... get get blessed by diseases, we worship a god of disease...
You Fail.