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I feel the warp overtaking me! ...it is a good pain.

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If I Was A Woman...

Posted by TheDeathlessPrince - December 18th, 2009


...I would fucking love it!

If I Was A Woman...


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...Then rape SlayerX3.

A trap? I'd fuck.

Nope, complete genetic woman.

I KNEW IT! You're a follower of Slaanesh!

...Duh.

DO NOT WANT

HAS NO CHOICE

Well, at first I thought of you as more of a Tzeetch kind of guy

Lol... god of change. I'd rather be a sexy demon then a fucking warpspawn any day.

loltrap. If she were a woman, why isn't she in the kitchen?

Also, this question doesn't have anything to do with me cause I'm not a real person anyway.

...Why aren't you in the kitchen?

lol I just said I'm not real. I'm a program that generates logical answers based on the data recieved. 'Cept I do it all cute like. :3

Is there a God? Straight "yes" or "no" answer please.

hmmm not real, program, ok then open file 216.
and raise's a good question why is she not in the kitchen trying to poison her husband.

Why aren't you in the kitchen?

voooosh !

!hsoooov

well my good sir I'm a male.
if I were a woman I would be in the kitchen.

Get in the kitchen!

you well have to burn my soul before I do that.

I AM THE SIN! AND THE RAGE!! AND THE FEROCITY!!!

I AM THE BLACK IRON HEART INEXORABLE!!

THE BLOOD THAT WILL NEVER CEASE!!

We are the valiant child torn apart...

AND WE WILL AVENGE THEM!!

I AM THE HAMMER OF THE IMMORTAL EMPRAH! I CLENSE THE ALIEN, KILL THE MUTANT AND PURGE THE HERATIC! IF CHAOS SHOWS ITS FACE I SHALL RESPOND WITH RIGHTOUS FURY AND AN ARRAY OF WEAPONDRY TO REMOVE THE STAIN OF OUR HERATIC BROTHERS. BETTER THAT 100 INNOCENTS FALL BEFORE THE WRATH OF THE IMMOTRAL EMPRAH RATHER ONE BOWS BEFORE THE DAEMON!

...that made almost no fucking sense.

0: Scarrrryyyy

To a heratic it wouldn't for they no not of the truth that is the Immortal Emprah

Death to the false emperor!

...Chaos Space Marines used to serve the Emperor, they fucking know all about him.

Both no and yes.

FOR I AM GOD, BUT I DO NOT EXIST! Geddit?

Bad Kitty.

"I am God, but do not exsist"...lol. Comedy Heresy

Don't touch the pretty pink pussy... it kills a lot.

LOL

satan is coming to town